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il y a 7 jours
Biggest mistakes I have ever made:
-installing an entire wall-mounted entertainment center post-op while on hydrocodone
-called a college professor Mom
-2018
-this peplum skirt/booty scoop combo, making my ass look like super major double overkill
Houston, Texas
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Biggest mistakes I have ever made: -installing an entire wall-mounted entertainment center post-op while on hydrocodone -called a college professor Mom -2018 -this peplum skirt/booty scoop combo, making my ass look like super major double overkill
Oh shit oops, as it happens, the surgeon general is recruiting Kylie Jenner to help educate about coronavirus, so even my advice not to take an Instagram modelโ€™s medical advice is shit advice lol whoopsss ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ”ซ
Bro all I am trying to say is I do not know what the fuck is going on and am not qualified to make a statement, even with these lenseless yet super intellectual-looking frames on. Please accept this cleavapology and tune in to Kylie Jenner amen ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ
An observation of my body, from top โฌ†๏ธ to bottom โฌ‡๏ธ
Boobs: damn girl, did you get those things redone or have you just been eatin that second breakfast? ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’
Torso: Oh shit girl, I see youโ€˜ve lasered all the hair from your midsection?? uhh ok ๐Ÿช’๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฒ
Booty: Mmm ...wait a second is it even thiccer than your pictures show??? Okk ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿพ
Legs: ...bitch is you sure you ainโ€™t no hobbit
Woke up feeling super tired this morning, but then my caffeine pill kicked in and now I feel aight. So itโ€™s probably just that Iโ€™ve been exhausted for no reason since I was 14. Still gonna self-quarantine for at least the next two years just in case though ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•
#stayhome #stayhealthy #staymedicated
I literally cuffed myself to a tripod to provide yโ€™all with this POV pic, so if I hear one word about my dorito-dust manicure I am canceling my entire Instagram account
There are frikkin 11 steps to this whole hand washing thing. Medical professionals, I salute you with very raw hands. โœŠ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿงผ
Additionally, I forgot to mention water should be at least 100 degrees Fahrenheit (I donโ€™t Fucking know what that is in Celsius, we in America my dude), and hand washing should have a MINIMUM duration of 20 seconds (you can do it boys, I believe in you).
*Side effects from this video may include confused erection, mild to moderate irritation from obnoxiousness, and second-hand embarrassment*
#ChivetteChallenge #handwashing #washyourhands #coronavirus #covid_19 #stayhealthy #stayhome
@chivetteofficial @thechive
A gentle reminder, because sometimes girls comment things along the lines of โ€œoh my goodness goalsโ€ and I donโ€™t always see them in time to reply.
I only look the way I do because I spent nearly $30k on three plastic surgeries, so please factor that in if youโ€™re making goals or whatever.
I donโ€™t mean to throw shade, but be careful whom you compare yourself to on here. Some people do get work done, which is fine, but then deny it, which is less fine. Not everyone has a body type that can be sculpted to the look the way they want via hitting the gym. No matter how many squats I would have done, I never would have achieved the look I wanted without surgery. Besides, I am a lazy sack of shit and will gladly drop $30,000 to avoid eating right and working out ๐ŸŒ
Iโ€™m gonna catch shit for that, but go ahead and post judgmental comments from your @name_fit account while eating your aรงaรญ protein waffles. Iโ€™m just trying to be transparent.
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sphynctrakes

sphynctrakes

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

jeffreycessford

jeffreycessford

Better overkill than no kill. Your booty still look good.

spencemonkey86

spencemonkey86

I still cant believe its fake, BUTT i still love it ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘

hnguyener89

hnguyener89

Double overkilled me @niecewaidhofer ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ต

charlesspitler

charlesspitler

God blesd that ass

dennisparra34

dennisparra34

Cosita rica

ron.staff

ron.staff

That is an amazing ass!thank you for the eye candy during these fucked up times..

tolli.alex

tolli.alex

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

dbmckay823

dbmckay823

๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿค—

scott_keenan

scott_keenan

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ

dikkriche

dikkriche

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ”ฅ

mooneyjoseph

mooneyjoseph

Oh baby! ๐Ÿ˜

david.v.i

david.v.i

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜

hannah._stockingg

hannah._stockingg

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

nauris.l

nauris.l

Jingle thos baubles any day

michael.risser.560

michael.risser.560

๐Ÿ˜ฎThat ass!!๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ”ฅ

julian.oneill.58

julian.oneill.58

Overkill is underrated

eerkill13

eerkill13

Lovely

diegoalvarez48

diegoalvarez48

Hermosa ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค

edster1p

edster1p

Beautiful ass ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹

carlosggz1984

carlosggz1984

๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ˜˜

darkvector87

darkvector87

Very beautiful and sexy!

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